How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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