real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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