His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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