I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
