I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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