He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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