He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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