READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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