You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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