did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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