Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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