Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry mitch_McConnal hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.

Fav 32 1744 3219
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

Fav 7 4946 902
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(325): View more from Texas

As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,

Fav 11 4467 1899
share tweet
(760): View more from California

coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.

Fav 14 4323 1593
share tweet
(705): View more from Ontario

I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?

Fav 5 1443 2132
share tweet
(204): View more from Manitoba

We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.

Fav 3 2707 827
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(540): View more from Virginia

So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...

Fav 9 1608 674
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(985): View more from Louisiana

Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.

Fav 0 21 53
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.

Fav 0 33 71
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT