508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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