My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Its about making memories worth repressing
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
home. puking in laundry basket.
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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