I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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