You can't motorboat a personality
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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