My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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