Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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