I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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