Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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