its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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