Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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