DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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