I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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