Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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