Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
