Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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