Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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