out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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