It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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