We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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