a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
