I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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