how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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