The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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