Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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