oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.