4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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