Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.