Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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