im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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