quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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