just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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