Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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