my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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