her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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