the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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