ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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