chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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