this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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