I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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