Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I have fence marks all over my body
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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