apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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