im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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