Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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