Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My penis needs a shock collar
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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