i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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