Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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