So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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